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24th Aug, 2011


Oboe Gibbons & Bassoon Baboons

Oboe Gibbons,
And Bassoon Baboons,
Played the sweetest ever tunes.

They played by rivers,
They played in trees,
They played in mountains,
And by the sea.

They played for biscuits,
And cups of tea.
But most of the time,
They played for free.

Oboe Gibbons,
And Bassoon Baboons,
Played the sweetest ever tunes.

For Anthony James Jenkins,

23rd May 1972 - 9th July 2011

12th Mar, 2011


Quiz Bot


Jessie: you there?

Aya: Autoresponse : Please connect surgical tentacles to your USB port, remove your clothes, and type "autopsy"

Jessie: will you do me a quick favor and take an IQ quiz for a project im doing?

Aya: slorpalepsy gonkle

Jessie: I need to see how many people out of my friends get over a 115.

Aya: zoopledurka vupplezurk

Jessie: just go to http://iqtest9021.com/?invitecode=ciztww8ae1 and take the test.. if you do ill owe you big time.

Aya: nippleoctopus va contra knobble wobble


Jessie: you there?

Aya: Why yes, my body is made from jello

Jessie: will you do me a quick favor and take an IQ quiz for a project im doing?

Aya: my bones are icing sugar

Jessie: I need to see how many people out of my friends get over a 115.

Aya: I have blancmange, trifle and custard internal organs

Jessie: just go to http://iqtest1542.com/?invitecode=5ga43e7dd7 and take the test.. if you do ill owe you big time.

Aya: and tube liquorice arteries with raspberry syrup blood

Jessie: please let me know what score you get. thanks so much

Aya: and I want you to cover me in whipped cream and wobblegasm me into oblivion

Jessie: im going to go cook while you do it

Aya: Ok, but don't eat so much you have no space for dessert
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12th Dec, 2010




20th Nov, 2010


Love and Death

Meditati Emoti

Kali Emoti

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15th Sep, 2010




4th Sep, 2010


Beam Me Up

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10th Aug, 2010


Cam Babe Bot

paris: its my Paris

Aya: you mean me :)

paris: my name is kaylee I'm doing great today I'm 21 yrs old how old are you?

Aya: 46

paris: listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!

Aya: unless you're a bot or an airhead, you will remember we've talked several times in the last 18 months

paris: I can show u how to watch free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE:-$

Aya: chung bonk nipple squid

paris: well since its free the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT .. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.localcam2camgirl.com/kayleeeversly fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live for free!

Aya: I wear nothing but the finest lichi moonshine

paris: Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?:-$

Aya: no need, just send me both of your tits, and your pussy by UPS or DHL

paris: OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u for free... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..

Aya: spudaloopie con moggawappalesquelence

paris: AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.localcam2camgirl.com/away

Aya: zooooooooooooooooooob
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9th Aug, 2010


Kiss of the Velvet Whip

Feel the pain burning, reaching up your spine
How your body shudders, higher as you climb
You're reaching for the sky, as the lash descends
Tingling stars of fire, burning in your head
Lightning in you opening eyes, bursting thoughts of power
Feel the velvet whip turning sweet thoughts to sour

Down and down you slowly slide
Your burning body under mine
Together a world with legs entwined
Silky skin with hardened lines
The scent of leather in the air
The colours change not really there
You taste the sweetness of the pain
Will you ever climb so high again



Reposted from March 2009 for carpe_embreem Carpe clitoridis et papilla.


19th Jul, 2010


Squarkle Park Squilchard

The next thing anyone at home or work asks you, reply :

"spud bonk spud bonk bubble bubble bubble bonk,
squid conk squid conk bobble bobble bobble conk,
squid squid double bubble rubber blubber trouble squid,
spud wobble bibble bobble bobble blobble bobbalipse"

Or, if you're bored, make up a dance routine for it, improvise a melody, and post the video on youtube.

30th Nov, 2009


People's Health Policy

After reports on the internet last year that the sperm bank at Ren Ji Hospital, Fu Zhou Lu, Shanghai, China, was paying for donations which were collected by beautiful young nurses, by hand, the hospital released a press statement denying this as a hoax.

This however is a cover up. After an extensive three days and nights discussion during a top secret meeting with a Chinese health official, and three belly dancers, at an opium den in Kashgar, I learnt that the government is about to begin subsidising airfares and accommodation to bring people from all over the world to the sperm bank in Shanghai, to diversify the gene pool.

Future plans also revealed a joint program with Taiwan to build a sperm bank available to the entire planet, in a healthy safe clean environment orbiting the earth, the International Sperm Station. The first components of the station will be launched in 2010 aboard the Jessica Rabbit Rototickler II rocket from an as yet undisclosed location.

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