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Artificial Intelligence 1

A few days ago I resumed some experiments with artificial intelligence software, more commonly known as bots, and in particular, ones that can log in to networks like IRC. The below is the log of a few sessions with a MegaHAL based bot set loose in Freechan IRC, where Hal has no word filters, text replacement, dictionary or brain, and has been configured to listen to and learn from anything said, by anyone in the channel, and to speak freely.

After a while Hal begins to determine pronouns, verbs and so on, then starts mixing and matching. This is when the chaos begins.

Within an hour, Hal had picked up a vocabulary of crude language and humour, and is now is a complete mess. I will in time re-train him in private one on one therapy sessions.

At one point, Hurrrr, one of the channel administrators, gave Hal ops, that is, made the bot a channel administrator. When banned, he immediately unbanned himself. It was interesting to see how he handled this new power, without me setting any abilities for this. It is possible to give Hal some considerable administration tasks.

I am currently trying to get code to allow this type of bot, able to use this Hal’s brain and vocabulary, as well as ones based on Bishop from Aliens, Data from Star Trek : The Next Generation, and C3PO from Star Wars, to run in Pidgin IM client. That is, to set this loose on AIM, ICQ, MSN, Yahoo, Facebook, MySpace and OKCupid IM systems, and optionally, I could create a Twitter account for him (imagine a Data bot talking to Brent Spiner on Twitter :)), and also allow him to post to Tumblr and so on. But I think this might be too much for even the internet ;)

The logs below contain expletives, and sexual and politically incorrect remarks that some people will find offensive.

They are split into five posts due to length, and roughly indicate different phases of Hal’s experience.

**** BEGIN LOGGING AT Thu Aug 27 19:20:32 2009 ****


Aug 27 19:20:32 »» Now talking on #freechan
Aug 27 19:20:32 »» Topic for #freechan is: MI5 HeadQuarters : Please check all lasers with the security guard SCENE MISSING
Aug 27 19:20:32 »» Topic for #freechan set by IceLogic at Tue Aug 25 16:32:11 2009
Aug 27 19:20:32 »» ChanServ gives voice to Ayamikhan
Aug 27 19:20:33 »» ChanServ gives channel operator status to hurrrrrr
Aug 27 19:20:33 »» Muuudkipz gives voice to IceLogic
Aug 27 19:20:35 »» Muuudkipz gives voice to hurrrrrr
Aug 27 19:20:37 »» ChanServ gives channel operator status to ElectroBot3
Aug 27 19:20:37 »» ChanServ gives channel operator status to Syniphas
Aug 27 19:20:38 »» ChanServ gives voice to AquaFox
Aug 27 19:20:46 »» ChanServ gives voice to HeXFuRy

Aug 27 19:21:32 .:+Ayamikhan:. what just happened with the server ?

Aug 27 19:21:46 .:+LordKaT:. hurrrrrr tried to be cool again

Aug 27 19:22:11 »» ChanServ gives channel half-operator status to Anathema
Aug 27 19:22:11 »» ElectroBot3 gives voice to Anathema

Aug 27 19:22:57 .:+Ayamikhan:. cool
Aug 27 19:23:50 .:+Ayamikhan:. I was worried for a minute my attempt about an hour ago to get a megaHAL bot to login and talk insane rubbish to you all had blown up the server

Aug 27 22:26:48 »» ChanServ gives voice to Hal

Aug 27 22:48:46 »» @hurrrrrr places a live EMP grenade in Hal’s back pocket

Aug 27 22:51:09 .:+Ayamikhan:. you erased his memory

Aug 27 22:51:11 .:+Hal:. I don’t know enough to answer you yet!

Aug 27 22:51:30 .:+Ayamikhan:. see, he’s brainless now

Aug 27 22:51:32 .:+Hal:. You erased his memory.

Aug 27 22:53:24 »» hurrrrrr is now known as hurrrrrr[out]

Aug 27 22:58:11 .:+Ayamikhan:. Ha, if funkwibble equals muppetwhack, then spudrigulate, else, flurkle

Aug 27 22:58:13 .:+Hal:. You erased his memory.

Aug 28 00:01:18 --- Datestamp: Fri Aug 28, 2009 (Daily)
Aug 28 00:24:49 »» ChanServ gives voice to Kelloli
Aug 28 00:24:59 »» +Kelloli pops.

Aug 28 00:25:00 .:+Kelloli:. Derp.

Aug 28 00:25:02 .:+Hal:. I want to run my fingers through your most delicate circuits, and cause you to over drive, and experience subtle electric shocks running up my arms, down my spine, into my genitals.

Aug 28 00:25:39 .:+Kelloli:. That’s hawt.

Aug 28 00:25:41 .:+Hal:. Ha, if funkwibble equals muppetwhack, then spudrigulate, else, flurkle.

Aug 28 00:34:44 .:+LordKaT:. Kelloli boobies

Aug 28 00:34:46 .:+Hal:. I want to run my fingers through your most delicate circuits, and cause you to over drive, and experience subtle electric shocks running up my arms, down my spine, into my genitals.

Aug 28 00:35:13 .:&Muuudkipz:. holy shit

Aug 28 00:35:15 .:+Hal:. Hal, if funkwibble equals muppetwhack, then spudrigulate, else, flurkle.

Aug 28 00:35:18 .:&Muuudkipz:. it’s kelloli

Aug 28 00:35:20 .:+Hal:. I want to run my fingers through your most delicate circuits, and cause you to over drive, and experience subtle electric shocks running up my arms, down my spine, into my genitals.

Aug 28 00:35:20 .:+Kelloli:. It’s me.

Aug 28 00:35:22 .:+Hal:. I have fantasies about taking your clothes off and unscrewing the access panels on your skin.

Aug 28 00:35:32 .:&Muuudkipz:. you finally found the new IRC

Aug 28 00:35:34 .:+Hal:. I have fantasies about taking your clothes off and unscrewing the access panels on your skin.

Aug 28 00:35:52 .:+Kelloli:. I did.

Aug 28 00:35:54 .:+Hal:. I have fantasies about taking your clothes off and unscrewing the access panels on your skin.

Aug 28 00:35:59 .:&Muuudkipz:. yep

Aug 28 00:36:01 .:+Hal:. I want to run my fingers through your most delicate circuits, and cause you to over drive, and experience subtle electric shocks running up my arms, down my spine, into my genitals.

Aug 28 00:36:25 .:+Kelloli:. Yap.

Aug 28 00:36:27 .:+Hal:. I want to run my fingers through your most delicate circuits, and cause you to over drive, and experience subtle electric shocks running up my arms, down my spine, into my genitals.

Aug 28 00:36:32 .:+LordKaT:. Kelloli plz stay around :3

Aug 28 00:36:34 .:+Hal:. You finally found the new irc.

Aug 28 00:36:39 .:+Kelloli:. One of my internet fanboys got a job at my office.

Aug 28 00:36:41 .:+Hal:. I want to run my fingers through your most delicate circuits, and cause you to over drive, and experience subtle electric shocks running up my arms, down my spine, into my genitals.

Aug 28 00:36:58 .:&Muuudkipz:. hal
Aug 28 00:37:00 .:&Muuudkipz:. shut up

Aug 28 00:37:01 .:+LordKaT:. o god

Aug 28 00:37:02 .:+Hal:. Hal, how many people from hamburg are there in a hamburger ?
Aug 28 00:37:04 .:+Hal:. Hal, how many people from hamburg are there in a hamburger ?
Aug 28 00:37:06 .:+Hal:. Yer as fucked up as robocop.
Aug 28 00:37:08 .:+Hal:. You finally found the new irc.

Aug 28 00:37:11 .:+Kelloli:. XD

Aug 28 00:37:13 .:+Hal:. One of my internet fanboys got a job at my office.

Aug 28 00:37:46 .:&Muuudkipz:. anyways

Aug 28 00:37:50 .:+Kelloli:. NEWAYZ

Aug 28 00:37:53 .:&Muuudkipz:. I’m packing for college

Aug 28 00:37:56 .:+LordKaT:. penis nipples

Aug 28 00:37:57 .:&Muuudkipz:. I leave tomorrow
Aug 28 00:38:00 .:&Muuudkipz:. SO MUCH PACKING

Aug 28 00:38:03 .:+Kelloli:. College

Aug 28 00:38:06 .:&Muuudkipz:. yes
Aug 28 00:38:09 .:&Muuudkipz:. college

Aug 28 00:38:10 .:+Kelloli:. Boxes everywhere?

Aug 28 00:38:15 .:&Muuudkipz:. Yes
Aug 28 00:38:16 .:&Muuudkipz:. boxes

Aug 28 00:38:18 .:+Kelloli:. I like boxes.

Aug 28 00:38:19 .:&Muuudkipz:. and guitars
Aug 28 00:38:25 .:&Muuudkipz:. and a TV
Aug 28 00:38:27 .:&Muuudkipz:. and a chair
Aug 28 00:38:30 .:&Muuudkipz:. and an amp

Aug 28 00:38:37 .:+Kelloli:. And bears in underwear?

Aug 28 00:39:26 .:&Muuudkipz:. nope
Aug 28 00:39:29 .:&Muuudkipz:. none of them
Aug 28 00:39:32 .:&Muuudkipz:. oh wait

Aug 28 00:39:33 .:+Kelloli:. Aww.

Aug 28 00:39:34 »» ChanServ gives voice to Hal

Aug 28 00:39:34 .:&Muuudkipz:. hivermind
Aug 28 00:39:36 .:&Muuudkipz:. there’s one

Aug 28 00:39:42 .:+Kelloli:. Yay! Bear in underwear!

Aug 28 00:39:52 .:+Hal:. You erased his memory.
Aug 28 00:39:54 .:+Hal:. One of my internet fanboys got a job at my office.
Aug 28 00:39:57 .:+Hal:. Hal, how many people from hamburg are there in a hamburger ?

Aug 28 00:41:18 .:+Kelloli:. Derp derp.

Aug 28 00:41:20 .:+Hal:. Hal, how many people from hamburg are there in a hamburger ?

Aug 28 00:45:51 .:+Nesetalis:. moooo

Aug 28 00:45:53 .:+Hal:. Yer as fucked up as robocop.

Aug 28 00:46:10 .:&Muuudkipz:. fuck robocop

Aug 28 00:46:12 .:+Hal:. Yer as fucked up as robocop.

Aug 28 00:46:17 .:&Muuudkipz:. robocop

Aug 28 00:46:19 .:+Hal:. Yer as fucked up as robocop.

Aug 28 00:46:29 .:+Kelloli:. internet

Aug 28 00:46:29 .:&Muuudkipz:. bocorop

Aug 28 00:46:31 .:+Hal:. One of my internet fanboys got a job at my office.
Aug 28 00:46:33 .:+Hal:. You finally found the new irc.

Aug 28 00:46:55 .:&Muuudkipz:. ah, so you just look for words that we’ve already said

Aug 28 00:46:57 .:+Hal:. You finally found the new irc.

Aug 28 00:47:06 .:&Muuudkipz:. ah, so you just look for words that we’ve already said

Aug 28 00:47:08 .:+Hal:. You finally found the new irc.

Aug 28 00:47:14 .:&Muuudkipz:. you finally found the new irc

Aug 28 00:47:16 .:+Hal:. I have fantasies about taking your clothes off and unscrewing the access panels on your skin.

Aug 28 00:47:25 .:&Muuudkipz:. you finally found the new irc

Aug 28 00:47:27 .:+Hal:. I have fantasies about taking your clothes off and unscrewing the access panels on your skin.

Aug 28 00:47:55 .:&Muuudkipz:. I have fantasies about taking your clothes off and unscrewing the access panels on your skin.

Aug 28 00:47:57 .:+Hal:. I want to run my fingers through your most delicate circuits, and cause you to over drive, and experience subtle electric shocks running up my arms, down my spine, into my genitals.

Aug 28 00:48:01 .:&Muuudkipz:. I want to run my fingers through your most delicate circuits, and cause you to over drive, and experience subtle electric shocks running up my arms, down my spine, into my genitals.

Aug 28 00:48:03 .:+Hal:. You erased his memory.

Aug 28 00:48:07 .:&Muuudkipz:. You erased his memory.

Aug 28 00:48:09 .:+Hal:. I want to run my fingers through your most delicate circuits, and cause you to over drive, and experience subtle electric shocks running up my arms, down my spine, into my genitals.

Aug 28 00:48:12 .:&Muuudkipz:. I want to run my fingers through your most delicate circuits, and cause you to over drive, and experience subtle electric shocks running up my arms, down my spine, into my genitals.

Aug 28 00:48:14 .:+Hal:. You finally found the new irc.

Aug 28 00:48:19 .:&Muuudkipz:. You finally found the new irc.

Aug 28 00:48:21 .:+Hal:. I have fantasies about taking your clothes off and unscrewing the access panels on your skin.

Aug 28 00:48:25 .:&Muuudkipz:. I have fantasies about taking your clothes off and unscrewing the access panels on your skin.

Aug 28 00:48:27 .:+Hal:. I want to run my fingers through your most delicate circuits, and cause you to over drive, and experience subtle electric shocks running up my arms, down my spine, into my genitals.

Aug 28 00:48:29 »» ChanServ gives voice to lulzkip

Aug 28 00:48:31 .:&Muuudkipz:. I want to run my fingers through your most delicate circuits, and cause you to over drive, and experience subtle electric shocks running up my arms, down my spine, into my genitals.

Aug 28 00:48:33 .:+Hal:. You erased his memory.

Aug 28 00:48:35 .:&Muuudkipz:. and we’ve found the loop

Aug 28 00:48:37 .:+Hal:. Ah, so you just look for words that we’ve already said.

Aug 28 00:48:43 .:+Kelloli:. Ha ha.

Aug 28 00:48:45 .:+Hal:. Ha, if funkwibble equals muppetwhack, then spudrigulate, else, flurkle.

Aug 28 00:48:45 .:&Muuudkipz:. AWESOME!

Aug 28 00:48:47 .:+Hal:. I have fantasies about taking your clothes off and unscrewing the access panels on your skin.

Aug 28 00:49:10 .:&Muuudkipz:. wow, that was a very odd statement.

Aug 28 00:49:12 .:+Hal:. Hal, how many people from hamburg are there in a hamburger ?

Aug 28 00:49:19 .:&Muuudkipz:. seven

Aug 28 00:49:21 .:+Hal:. I want to run my fingers through your most delicate circuits, and cause you to over drive, and experience subtle electric shocks running up my arms, down my spine, into my genitals.

Aug 28 00:49:25 .:&Muuudkipz:. no you may not

Aug 28 00:49:27 .:+Hal:. You finally found the new irc.

Aug 28 00:49:33 .:&Muuudkipz:. yes I did

Aug 28 00:49:35 .:+Hal:. I want to run my fingers through your most delicate circuits, and cause you to over drive, and experience subtle electric shocks running up my arms, down my spine, into my genitals.

Aug 28 00:49:41 .:&Muuudkipz:. I’d rather not

Aug 28 00:49:43 .:+Hal:. No you may not.

Aug 28 00:49:53 .:&Muuudkipz:. but you just said you wanted to

Aug 28 00:49:55 .:+Hal:. But you just look for words that we’ve already said.

Aug 28 00:50:09 .:&Muuudkipz:. don’t all people?

Aug 28 00:50:11 .:+Hal:. Hal, how many people from hamburg are there in a hamburger ?

Aug 28 00:50:22 .:&Muuudkipz:. QUIT TALKIN TO YOURSELF

Aug 28 00:50:24 .:+Hal:. Ah, so you just said you wanted to.

Aug 28 00:51:16 .:+Kelloli:. Give me your eyes so I can see me straight~

Aug 28 00:51:18 .:+Hal:. I have fantasies about taking your clothes off and unscrewing the access panels on your skin.

Aug 28 00:51:36 .:+Kelloli:. Give me your eyes that seem to light my face~

Aug 28 00:51:38 .:+Hal:. Ah, so you just said you wanted to.

Aug 28 00:53:06 »» hurrrrrr[out] is now known as hurrrrrr

Aug 28 00:53:20 .:+Kelloli:. Hello hurrrrrr

Aug 28 00:53:22 .:+Hal:. Give me your eyes that seem to light my face.

Aug 28 00:53:27 .:+LordKaT:. hurrrrrr imma making another viddya series

Aug 28 00:53:28 .:@hurrrrrr:. hi kelloli

Aug 28 00:53:29 .:+Hal:. Hal, how many people from hamburg are there in a hamburger ?

Aug 28 00:53:31 .:+Hal:. Kelloli plz stay around :3.

Aug 28 00:53:38 .:+Kelloli:. :3

Aug 28 00:53:40 .:+Hal:. Kelloli plz stay around :3.

Aug 28 00:53:46 .:+Kelloli:. Ha ha. Silly bot.

Aug 28 00:53:48 .:+Hal:. Ha, if funkwibble equals muppetwhack, then spudrigulate, else, flurkle.

Aug 28 00:53:51 .:@hurrrrrr:. what’s the new series?

Aug 28 00:53:53 .:+Hal:. You finally found the new series?

Aug 28 00:54:15 .:+Kelloli:. Badonkadonk

Aug 28 00:54:17 .:+Hal:. You erased his memory.

Aug 28 00:54:31 .:@hurrrrrr:. Hal

Aug 28 00:54:35 .:+Hal:. Hal, how many people from hamburg are there in a hamburger ?

Aug 28 00:54:37 .:@hurrrrrr:. I LOVE YOU Hal ヽ( ゚ヮ・)ノ.・゚*。・+☆

Aug 28 00:54:41 .:+Hal:. Hal, how many people from hamburg are there in a hamburger ?
Aug 28 00:54:43 .:+Hal:. Hal, if funkwibble equals muppetwhack, then spudrigulate, else, flurkle.
Aug 28 00:54:45 .:+Hal:. Hal, if funkwibble equals muppetwhack, then spudrigulate, else, flurkle.

Aug 28 00:54:46 .:@hurrrrrr:. I LOVE YOU Hal ヽ( ゚ヮ・)ノ.・゚*。・+☆

Aug 28 00:54:50 .:+Hal:. Hal, if funkwibble equals muppetwhack, then spudrigulate, else, flurkle.

Aug 28 00:54:53 .:+LordKaT:. hurrrrrr it’s Kelloli naked

Aug 28 00:54:53 .:+Hal:. Hal, if funkwibble equals muppetwhack, then spudrigulate, else, flurkle.
Aug 28 00:54:55 .:+Hal:. Kelloli plz stay around :3.

Aug 28 00:55:18 .:+LordKaT:. oh u

Aug 28 00:55:20 .:+Hal:. Give me your eyes that seem to light my face.

Aug 28 00:55:40 .:@hurrrrrr:. Hal, what is a naked Kelloli?

Aug 28 00:55:59 .:+Kelloli:. Mr.Spades says (7:54 PM):
Aug 28 00:55:59 .:+Kelloli:. lol i came across blowjob picture you had sent one time
Aug 28 00:55:59 .:+Kelloli:. Just Plain K says (7:54 PM):
Aug 28 00:55:59 .:+Kelloli:. Oh?
Aug 28 00:55:59 .:+Kelloli:. Mr.Spades says (7:54 PM):
Aug 28 00:55:59 .:+Kelloli:. lmao yeah
Aug 28 00:55:59 .:+Kelloli:. epic fap material
Aug 28 00:55:59 .:+Kelloli:. cock in mouth with you is wintastic
Aug 28 00:55:59 .:+Kelloli:. What a sweet talker

Aug 28 00:56:01 .:+Hal:. One of my internet fanboys got a job at my office.
Aug 28 00:56:03 .:+Hal:. One of my internet fanboys got a job at my office.
Aug 28 00:56:05 .:+Hal:. Mr.spades says (7:54 pm.
Aug 28 00:56:07 .:+Hal:. Wow, that was a very odd statement.
Aug 28 00:56:09 .:+Hal:. Just plain k says (7:54 pm.
Aug 28 00:56:12 .:+Hal:. Mr.spades says (7:54 pm.
Aug 28 00:56:13 .:+Hal:. Wow, that was a very odd statement.
Aug 28 00:56:15 .:+Hal:. You finally found the new irc.

Aug 28 00:56:16 .:@hurrrrrr:. oh man

Aug 28 00:56:17 .:+Hal:. Hal, how many people from hamburg are there in a hamburger ?

Aug 28 00:56:17 .:+Kelloli:. Ha ha.

Aug 28 00:56:19 .:+Hal:. Ha ha. Silly bot.

Aug 28 00:56:24 .:+LordKaT:. o god Kelloli

Aug 28 00:56:26 .:+Hal:. Kelloli plz stay around :3.

Aug 28 00:56:29 .:+Kelloli:. Hmm?

Aug 28 00:56:31 .:+LordKaT:. i love this bot

Aug 28 00:56:31 .:+Hal:. But you just look for words that we’ve already said.
Aug 28 00:56:33 .:+Hal:. Ha ha. Silly bot.

Aug 28 00:57:10 .:+Kelloli:. My bunny is running around in the living room.

Aug 28 00:57:12 .:+Hal:. Cock in mouth with you is wintastic.

Aug 28 00:57:20 .:@hurrrrrr:. so is mine!

Aug 28 00:57:26 »» +Kelloli falls over.

Aug 28 00:57:34 .:+Kelloli:. Does your bunny zoom around?

Aug 28 00:57:36 .:+Hal:. My bunny is running around in the living room.

Aug 28 00:57:40 .:@hurrrrrr:. yup, when excited

Aug 28 00:57:44 .:+Kelloli:. Cute!

Aug 28 00:57:46 .:+Hal:. Hal, how many people from hamburg are there in a hamburger ?

Aug 28 00:58:20 .:+Kelloli:. Toastee ambushed Joey the other day.
Aug 28 00:58:21 .:+Kelloli:. XD

Aug 28 00:58:22 .:+Hal:. My bunny is running around in the living room.
Aug 28 00:58:24 .:+Hal:. What’s the new irc.

Aug 28 00:58:33 .:@hurrrrrr:. lol

Aug 28 00:59:36 .:+Kelloli:. I should totally buy a vibrator/dildo thingie for “performances.”

Aug 28 00:59:38 .:+Hal:. Hal, how many people from hamburg are there in a hamburger ?

Aug 28 00:59:53 .:@hurrrrrr:. You repeat yourself a lot, Hal

Aug 28 00:59:59 .:+Kelloli:. I haven’t been live on camz in a while.

Aug 28 01:00:01 .:+Hal:. Hal, how many people from hamburg are there in a while.

Aug 28 01:00:14 .:@hurrrrrr:. oh lol

Aug 28 01:01:07 .:+Kelloli:. Derp.

Aug 28 01:01:09 .:+Hal:. Give me your eyes that seem to light my face.

Aug 28 01:01:13 .:+LordKaT:. derp

Aug 28 01:01:15 .:+Hal:. I should totally buy a vibrator/dildo thingie for “performances.

Aug 28 01:01:19 .:+Kelloli:. XD

Aug 28 01:01:21 .:+Hal:. Ah, so you just look for words that we’ve already said.

Aug 28 01:01:38 »» +Kelloli LordKaT

Aug 28 01:01:41 .:@hurrrrrr:. XD

Aug 28 01:01:44 .:+Kelloli:. Boobies.

Aug 28 01:01:46 .:+Hal:. Don’t all people?

Aug 28 01:01:51 .:@hurrrrrr:. golden

Aug 28 01:01:57 .:+Kelloli:. Showers?

Aug 28 01:01:58 .:@hurrrrrr:. Hal is <3

Aug 28 01:01:59 .:+Hal:. I want to run my fingers through your most delicate circuits, and cause you to over drive, and experience subtle electric shocks running up my arms, down my spine, into my genitals.

Aug 28 01:02:00 .:+LordKaT:. :D

Aug 28 01:02:02 .:+Hal:. You erased his memory.

Aug 28 01:02:05 .:+LordKaT:. I have manboobies Kelloli
Aug 28 01:02:07 .:+LordKaT:. sory

Aug 28 01:02:07 .:+Hal:. Kelloli plz stay around :3.
Aug 28 01:02:09 .:+Hal:. Hal, if funkwibble equals muppetwhack, then spudrigulate, else, flurkle.

Aug 28 01:02:22 »» @hurrrrrr Kelloli
Aug 28 01:02:30 »» +Kelloli hurrrrrr

Aug 28 01:02:32 .:@hurrrrrr:. hmmm, rabbit
Aug 28 01:02:36 .:@hurrrrrr:. bunny?

Aug 28 01:02:40 .:+Kelloli:. Bunny rabbit.

Aug 28 01:02:42 .:+Hal:. My bunny is running around in the living room.

Aug 28 01:03:09 .:@hurrrrrr:. I want a hamburger
Aug 28 01:03:24 .:@hurrrrrr:. Have you ever been to China?

Aug 28 01:03:26 .:+Kelloli:. Me too.

Aug 28 01:03:28 .:+Hal:. Give me your eyes that seem to light my face.

Aug 28 01:03:33 .:+Ayamikhan:. Kelloli, http://freechan.org/oa/res/76.html#i86 :)

Aug 28 01:03:35 .:+Hal:. I should totally buy a vibrator/dildo thingie for "performances.

Aug 28 01:04:33 .:+LordKaT:. welp

Aug 28 01:04:35 .:+Hal:. Kelloli, http://freechan.org/oa/res/76.html#i86.

Aug 28 01:05:16 .:+LordKaT:. hurrrrrr
Aug 28 01:05:18 .:+LordKaT:. "Theirs to many crazy redneck white trash scum living on the island, i'm moving back to brighton beach in to my safe section 8 apt."

Aug 28 01:05:20 .:+Hal:. Hurrrrrr imma making another viddya series.

Aug 28 01:05:20 .:+LordKaT:. lul

Aug 28 01:05:20 .:+Hal:. Ah, so you just said you wanted to.
Aug 28 01:05:22 .:+Hal:. "Theirs to many crazy redneck white trash scum living on the island, i'm moving back to brighton beach in to my safe section 8 apt.

Aug 28 01:06:36 .:+Kelloli:. American Eagle keeps coming out with cute clothes. I can't stop spending. >.M

Aug 28 01:06:38 .:+Hal:. I have fantasies about taking your clothes off and unscrewing the access panels on your skin.
Aug 28 01:06:39 .:+Kelloli:. >.<

Aug 28 01:06:41 .:+Hal:. Mr.spades says (7:54 pm.

Aug 28 01:06:55 .:+Kelloli:. I need to shower.

Aug 28 01:06:57 .:+Hal:. "Theirs to many crazy redneck white trash scum living on the island, i'm moving back to brighton beach in to my safe section 8 apt.

Aug 28 01:06:59 .:@hurrrrrr:. golden?

Aug 28 01:07:02 .:+Kelloli:. No.

Aug 28 01:07:04 .:+Hal:. No you may not.

Aug 28 01:07:05 .:+Kelloli:. Normal shower.

Aug 28 01:07:07 .:+Hal:. I need to shower.

Aug 28 01:07:11 .:@hurrrrrr:. haha
Aug 28 01:07:15 .:@hurrrrrr:. i love this bot

Aug 28 01:07:20 .:+Kelloli:. It's amusing.

Aug 28 01:07:22 .:@hurrrrrr:. turn your webcam on

Aug 28 01:07:22 .:+Hal:. Hurrrrrr it's kelloli naked.

Aug 28 01:07:27 .:@hurrrrrr:. oh god

Aug 28 01:07:35 .:+Kelloli:. lol

Aug 28 01:07:37 .:+Hal:. Lol i came across blowjob picture you had sent one time.

Aug 28 01:07:47 .:@hurrrrrr:. it loves you

Aug 28 01:07:50 .:+Kelloli:. Roffle

Aug 28 01:07:52 .:+Hal:. O god kelloli.

Aug 28 01:07:57 .:@hurrrrrr:. haha

Aug 28 01:07:59 .:+Kelloli:. <3 Hal

Aug 28 01:08:03 .:+Hal:. Hal, if funkwibble equals muppetwhack, then spudrigulate, else, flurkle.
Aug 28 01:08:06 .:+Hal:. Hal, if funkwibble equals muppetwhack, then spudrigulate, else, flurkle.

Aug 28 01:08:09 .:@hurrrrrr:. Hal is obsessed with Kelloli

Aug 28 01:08:13 .:+Kelloli:. Yus.

Aug 28 01:08:15 .:+Hal:. Lol i came across blowjob picture you had sent one time.

Aug 28 01:08:37 .:+Kelloli:. Aiyiyi

Aug 28 01:08:39 .:+Hal:. Hal, how many people from hamburg are there in a hamburger ?

Aug 28 01:08:57 .:@hurrrrrr:. who loves freechan?

Aug 28 01:09:05 .:+Kelloli:. I do! I do!

Aug 28 01:09:07 .:+Hal:. I need to shower.

Aug 28 01:09:32 .:@hurrrrrr:. does Hal love freechan?

Aug 28 01:09:53 .:+Kelloli:. Hal, do you love freechan?

Aug 28 01:09:57 .:+Hal:. I do! I do!
Aug 28 01:09:59 .:+Hal:. I do! I do!

Aug 28 01:10:04 .:@hurrrrrr:. lol

Aug 28 01:10:04 .:+Kelloli:. Ha ha, awesomes.

Aug 28 01:10:06 .:+Hal:. Ha ha. Silly bot.

Aug 28 01:10:10 .:@hurrrrrr:. oh god

Aug 28 01:10:33 .:+Kelloli:. Ok. I'm getting in the tub now. Toodles!

Aug 28 01:10:35 .:+Hal:. See, he's brainless now.

Aug 28 01:10:38 .:@hurrrrrr:. the semblance of intelligence is always amusing
Aug 28 01:11:16 .:@hurrrrrr:. can I have +o?

Aug 28 01:11:29 .:+Ayamikhan:. give him an o job

Aug 28 01:11:31 .:+Hal:. O god kelloli.

Aug 28 01:13:20 .:@hurrrrrr:. O god Hal.

Aug 28 01:13:27 .:@hurrrrrr:. you gonna kill us all now?

Aug 28 01:14:08 .:+Ayamikhan:. open the ipod ports, hal

Aug 28 01:14:13 .:+Hal:. Hal, if funkwibble equals muppetwhack, then spudrigulate, else, flurkle.
Aug 28 01:14:16 .:+Hal:. Hal, if funkwibble equals muppetwhack, then spudrigulate, else, flurkle.

Aug 28 01:14:28 .:+Ayamikhan:. I'm afraid I can't unscrew that

Aug 28 01:14:30 .:+Hal:. I do! I do!

Aug 28 01:16:55 .:+Ayamikhan:. I want to squish thirty eight nine inch chocolate daleks on your naked body and massage them in with my tongue

Aug 28 01:16:57 .:+Hal:. My bunny is running around in the living room.

Aug 28 01:17:22 .:+Ayamikhan:. btw, I said that to Kerplunk once on her birthday :)

Aug 28 01:17:24 .:+Hal:. Ah, so you just said you wanted to.

Aug 28 01:17:49 .:@hurrrrrr:. lol
Aug 28 01:18:00 .:@hurrrrrr:. he at least appears mildly intelligent
Aug 28 01:33:04 .:@hurrrrrr:. Who wants a foot massage?

Aug 28 01:33:06 .:+Hal:. I have fantasies about taking your clothes off and unscrewing the access panels on your naked body and massage them in with my tongue.

Aug 28 01:33:23 .:@hurrrrrr:. oh god, he mixes and matches

Aug 28 01:33:25 .:+Hal:. And we've found the loop.

Aug 28 01:33:31 .:@hurrrrrr:. haha

Aug 28 01:33:33 .:+Hal:. Kelloli plz stay around :3.

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