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Strawberry, a symbol of Venus, and Google

Interesting results come from a google search for Strawberry and Venus when I wanted to see if the previous post was visible :

http://www.flickr.com/photos/89516133@N00/167199913/

"- In parts of Bavaria, country folk still practice the annual rite each spring of tying small baskets of wild strawberries to the horns of their cattle as an offering to elves. They believe that the elves, who are passionately fond of strawberries, will help to produce healthy calves and abundance of milk in return."

Oh man, my highly visual imagination is thinking of *how* Bavarian Elves help cattle produce calves ... notice that the word calves is half cattle and the latter half from Elves ? :)


http://www.encyclopediaofstupid.com/stupid/index.php/Darryl_Strawberry

"Strawberry tested his hypothesis by constructing a space ship from an old model designed for single-person space travel. Then he was able to create a clump of several billion strawberries somewhere between Venus and Earth. A planet of strawberries. Planet Strawberry, if you will. This clump of strawberries orbits Earth from afar. Strawberry sometimes lives on Planet Strawberry, his fortress of solitude."

You bounder, Daryl ... I was going to do that ... I've even been designing new kinds of strawberries for the European Space Agency. Or was it the European News Agency ?


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You DO have a ravageous imagination :D
You stimulate it a *lot* :)