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Military Shovels

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(22:04:55) Ayamikhan: to hell with digging trenches.
(22:05:12) Ayamikhan: a few metres of cordtex, wump, nice instant trench.

(22:05:46) DiscoKnight: sadly I don’t have any detonating cord.
(22:06:00) DiscoKnight: Which reminds me,
(22:06:08) DiscoKnight: you don’t get shovels in the army anymore.
(22:06:14) DiscoKnight: you get Trench Digging Tools.

(22:07:06) Ayamikhan: Trench Digging Tools.
(22:07:26) Ayamikhan: one day they’ll decide that isn’t descriptive enough.

(22:07:56) Ayamikhan: Front Line Troop Emplacement Development Kit.

(22:08:25) DiscoKnight: Enlistment Issued Carry Along Front Line Troop Emplacement Development Kit.

(22:08:43) Ayamikhan: but,
(22:08:47) Ayamikhan: you’d need ...
(22:08:56) Ayamikhan: Marine Corp Enlistment Issued Carry Along Front Line Troop Emplacement Development Kit,
(22:09:03) Ayamikhan: Special Forces Enlistment Issued Carry Along Front Line Troop Emplacement Development Kit,
(22:09:10) Ayamikhan: Army Enlistment Issued Carry Along Front Line Troop Emplacement Development Kit,
(22:09:15) Ayamikhan: Rangers Enlistment Issued Carry Along Front Line Troop Emplacement Development Kit,

(22:09:26) DiscoKnight: United States Marine Corp Enlistment Issued Carry Along Front Line Troop Emplacement Development Kit.

(22:09:29) Ayamikhan: all of which will be ever so slightly different,
(22:10:02) Ayamikhan: and the Military Police, Jag and NCIS will bust yo ass if you’re caught using the wrong one.

(22:10:29) DiscoKnight: I don’t know why they bother, the only people who care are the higher levels, I guarantee there’s not a single Sergeant who doesn’t say “The goddamned shovel”.

(22:10:51) Ayamikhan: except some units,

(22:11:06) Ayamikhan: “gimme one o them there flat things on a stick”.

(22:11:35) DiscoKnight: “did you done dig one of those fancy hidin holes?”.

(22:11:43) Ayamikhan: “sir, do you mean the United States Marine Corp Enlistment Issued Carry Along Front Line Troop Emplacement Development Kit?”.

(22:11:59) Ayamikhan: “dangit, someone shoot this college boy and gimme one o them there flat things on a stick”.

(22:23:32) ***hurrrrrr hands Ayamikhan a spatula

(22:24:02) DiscoKnight: “WRONG FLAT THING ON A STICK YO DAGGUM MORON”.

(22:24:51) ***hurrrrrr hands Ayamikhan a flyswatter

(22:25:15) ***hurrrrrr hands Ayamikhan a pizza cutter

(22:26:06) Ayamikhan: I got visions of hurrrrrr in army uniform running back and forth from a supplies truck with different flat things on a stick now :)

(22:26:59) DiscoKnight: “SIR I GOT”D YOU THIS HERE TOILET SCRUBBER“.

(22:27:06) hurrrrrr: ”thats not flat“.

(22:28:17) Ayamikhan: ”now who in the ever luvin heyill stole that road sign that says “supply trucks for flat things on a stick stop here” ?“.

(22:28:34) ***hurrrrrr hands Ayamikhan a stop sign

(22:28:43) Ayamikhan: ”oh g zuzz“.

(22:29:00) DiscoKnight: MILTARY SPENDAN’ AT IT’S FINEST.

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(Anonymous)

best conversation ever
Thanks.

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